How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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class is canceled. My professor died.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Alchohol.

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What's half of 8? o

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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