- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.