why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

knock knock... ...no answer

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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