- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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