Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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A black man goes down to Alabama in the 1960s; He gets lynched.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Why did the boy spill his lemonade? He was attacked by ravage dogs.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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