- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

Sarah Palin.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

I am quite mature.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

A miserable man committed suicide.

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