- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Guess what? You guessed it.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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