- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Hail Hitler

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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