Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Matt is a Duster!

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Where's my tractor?

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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