What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

angelo snyder is not ga

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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