what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Guest what in the butt

A guy walks into a bar

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A sober Irish individual.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

You are joking right?

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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