- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What has two legs? Half a cat

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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