- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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