- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Roses are flowers.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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