- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

whats white and sticky? a white stick

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