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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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