How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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knock knock go away

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

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