Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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