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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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