- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

I walk into a bar...

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Immigration Laws

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

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