A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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