How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

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Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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