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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

Ross.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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