- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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