- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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