What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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No soup for you!

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How do you put an elephant in a refridgerator? Go to your local zoo with a shotgun, shoot to kill, load elephant in Uhaul, drive home, remove elephant from Uhaul, sharpen your ax, put on mask to pevent excessive blood on face, begin to chop elephant into small chunks, put the chunks into ziplock bags, call a friend to help you move bags into refridgerator, and move bags into refridgerator. Once all the bags are in the refridgerator, dismiss your friend, get in car, and drive to mexico because killing an elephant is not legal and the police will be there soon. Now as for the giraffe...

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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