- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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