- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Detroit has a low crime rate

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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