Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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