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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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