- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

I asked her where you were.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

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