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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

why dont they make black forks

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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