What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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