- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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