What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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