Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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