Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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No your aunties a joke

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

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Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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