- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

race-car = rac-ecar

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Nero, sure you are okay?

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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