- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Error 37.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine