- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? It is unlikely that this situation would occur, as tractors are very large objects and losing one would be very hard, furthermore, tractors are vital agricultural vehicles and most farmers would take care in not misplacing one.

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

What happened to the man who jumped off a plane while riding a donkey? He died.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

A dead guy walks into a grave.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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