- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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