what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

I like that, but why am I happy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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