- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

why was allison crying? because her mom's dead.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

Drew Knowles is gay

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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