- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

What? Huh?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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