What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

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What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

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Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Anti Joke

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