How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

hers a joke... japanese people

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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