what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

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Click here to end the world.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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what did little johnny scream at the xbox after he lost a game? god what the hell! Muskcrat143 i told u to cover my back when i had my predator missile! now my covers blown and i lost my killstreak! god u suck so much and Hippo099 why didn't u kill them before they got a killstreak like wtf!!! i told u to use ur semtex cause i had a claymore set down jeez u guys suck i'm leaving.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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