- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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