- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

someone called someone else a frog

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

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