- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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