- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Pickles are powerful

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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