- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What comes after Friday? A ?.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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