- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Who's the fastest kid in AA

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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