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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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