- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

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