- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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