A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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