Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

SHUT UP JP

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Its behind you like if you looked behind

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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