- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

What did the African-American toddler from Compton get for his birthday? Most likely nothing, seeing as his father left his mother briefly after his birth, and his mother uses all of her money to feed her heroin addiction.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

I love you

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

yeyeyeyeye live action

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya" the man replies: "whisky."

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