- Anti Joke

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves