Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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Two girls are backpacking in the Sierra Nevada. They walk 8 km from their base camp at a bearing of 42 degrees. After lunch, they document the wildlife they have seen because they are tracking the populations of species native to the area. Then they continue on their hike, but this time at a bearing of 127 degrees. After 5 km, they reach their destination for the day and set up a temporary camp.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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no.

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What do you call an arab ?

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

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What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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