- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

how do you save a black man ... u don't

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

SHUT UP JP

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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