- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Fat? Jesse Z

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

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