- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What do people and jelly beans have in common? Nothing. One is a living creature, and the other is a tasty treat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Why doesn't God like fruitcake? Because God doesn't exist.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did the man launch his rocket into the sun? He didn't. Overcoming the sun's orbital pull would require your rocket to travel ~7,400,000 mph, which is a velocity that is impossible for today's rockets to reach.

A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Why did the jew go to the doctors? Because he had a severe headache.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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