What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Anti Joke

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