A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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call me maybe.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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France had one revolution

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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