why was kade sad? he shit himself

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How old are you? 7

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Mahmy

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Male leadership.

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