Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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What fires shots? A gun

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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