- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

what is the difference between Rick Perry and Lindsay Lohan? it only takes Lindsay 4 1/2 hours to finish a sentance.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

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