Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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So a hispanic man and a black man jump from a tree, which one hits the ground first? The hispanic man, the rope caught the black man.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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I hate blackniggers

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Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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You were born.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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Anti Joke

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