Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

POOP.....People Order Our Patties

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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