- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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