Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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your mom.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Who won the race between the turtle and the hare? Well, odds are the two creatures wouldn't race given that animals do not speak. However, if they were, the hare would most likely win a land race because of its powerful legs and agility. However, if the turtle happened to be a seaturtle and the race took place underwater, our dear little beloved turtle would win, having the advantage over the rabbit.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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