- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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