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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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