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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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