A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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WNBA

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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Katy Perry

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

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A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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