Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

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why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

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What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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