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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

kieran is a homosexual

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Knock knock. Who's there?

test test

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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