- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

kieran is a homosexual

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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