A Blonde, Brunnette, and red head are on the beach. They find a sand gene and are each granted a wish. The Brunnette wishes for a yot. The Red Head wishes to never again get sun burn. The Blonde wishes for more sun. The world is overtaken and insinerated by the sun. An alien spaceship finds the Red head in a space suit floating around randomly when they ask how she survived she says "I don't sun burn"

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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Three muffins are walking next to each other in the dessert. The muffin on the right says "Hey now it's my turn to walk in the middle!"

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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