WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

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What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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