- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Tim likes girls

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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