why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

i like turtles

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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