- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Once upon a time, there was a cat. He died.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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