- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What's worse than getting a bruise? AIDS.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

I have an idea! You leave.

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

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