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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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